Mostly, he talked about Transformers and poop, so I'd say it was a success.
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Q: What is your happiest memory?
A: Transformers.
Q: Why do you like being a kid?
A: Because I'm not a real Transformer. I like being a Transformer and a kid.
Q: If you could be any animal, which one would you be, and why?
A: A lion. A robot lion. A Transformer lion. Because I could transform to one, want to see?
Q: What do you like to do for fun?
A: I like to do...transforming for fun.
Q: Tell about a funny time in your life.
A: Claire turned into a maniac and farted and pooped.
Q: What is your favorite thing to do?
A: Play with Cotton Balls.
Q: Why?
A: Because I like cotton balls. Can I play with cotton balls, please?
Q: What is your favorite thing to do with your friends?
A: Ride my bikes and bump crash! Knock down them trees.
Q: What do you love most about Claire?
A: I like her poopin' and tootin' and tootin' and running and pushing people.
Q: What was the nicest thing you did for someone?
A: Help them up.
Q: What do you think you will be doing when you grow up?
A: Working.
Q: What kind of job?
A: Building.
Q: Building what?
A: Towers.
Q: Name two things we should do as a family on the weekend.
A: Go to the park, go get ice cream, go to birthday parties.
Q: What is your favorite color?
A: Blue.
Q: Do you know what Daddy's job is?
A: What? Tooting! Pooping!
Q: What's Mommy's job?
A: Changing Claire's poopy diapers. {SIGH...pretty much!}
Q: What is your favorite book?
A: Transformers.
Q: What is your favorite thing about our house?
A: I like when Memaw comes over to our house.
Q: What is your favorite restaurant?
A: In-n-Out.
Q: What is your favorite thing that Daddy cooks for you?
A: Macaroni and poo-poo.
Q: What is your favorite thing that Mommy cooks for you?
A: Regular pizza, that tastes like normal pizza.
Q: What do you think the perfect age is?
A: Who for?
Q: For you.
A: What's the perfect age?
Q: How old do you want to be?
A: Seven.
Q: Why seven?
A: Because I want to be older than Ruby and Nikki {these are the neighbors}
I couldn't get a serious answer out of him to save my life, but it was great fun. In fact, I'm thinking about keeping him on as a regular contributor. So I hope you like to read about Transformers. And poop.
That's such a great idea. I feel like I should be conducting interviews with all of my kids!
ReplyDeleteYou should! I have several topics I'm going to interview him about in the near future...I think it will be fun to have when he's older. :)
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